FUNNY NEWTONS LAWS

THREE LAWS WHICH NEWTON FORGET TO STATEfirst law:a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girlin love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play andbreak the legs of the boy.second law:the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and thedirection of this love is same to as increament or decreament of thebank balance.third law:the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and oppositeto the force applied by the girl while using her sandals .